The Flaming Liberal Fire Starter is a standard functional fire starter decorated to make it much more entertaining to use. A great gift item, either for your conservative Republican friends and relatives, or to tweak your favorite liberal. The Flaming Liberal comes packaged in a lovely and very funny display box, with testimonials and product information on the box including:
“The only good heart is a bleeding heart”… Cupid
“Makes a lovely housewarming gift”… M. Stewart
This product best if purchased before tax rate reaches 100%
Engage in a heated conversation with your most conservative friend or neighbor.
CAUTION: Please ensure that you have a firm grip on your wallet or purse before releasing liberal from box.